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Baby Raccoon Buddy
I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...- $ 34.95
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Finger Crow
Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control these...- $ 4.95
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Star Wars Boba Fett Sun-Staches
My Backpack's Got Jets, I'm Boba The Fett! Become the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter with a pair of Boba Fett Sun-Staches. These snazzy shades will have all the rebel scum hiding and will make you the coolest person at the galactic cantina. Featuring 100%...- $ 14.95
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Inflatable Rubber Chicken
Convenient Comedic Relief Some folks are never gonna understand that for you, a rubber chicken is an essential item. Maybe you're a party clown, a rodeo clown, a class clown, or not a clown at all, we don't question your motivations. But we understand...- $ 9.95
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Royal Magic Set - Mysteries of the Master Magicians
The Audience Won't Believe Their Eyes This set is the perfect introduction to magic! The Classic Mysteries of the Master Magicians Royal Magic Set makes an excellent gift for magicians of all ages. The set features tricks that are magical classics. Professional magicians selected time-tested...- $ 39.95
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Emergency Goat Sound Machine
Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...- $ 24.95
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Abracadabra Starter Magic Set
Work That Magic Is your kid obsessed about magic probably because they've watched a lot of it in movies? Do they feel so excited when they see a magic show on? They probably want to be a magician, and that's amazing. This box right...- $ 39.95
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Racing Blobfish
Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...- $ 5.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 16.95
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Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacle
More Useful And Brighter Than Your Regular Fingers What kind of person wears Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought...- $ 5.95
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Child's Magic Tricks Set w/ Top Hat & 20 Easy To Learn Tricks
A 65-Piece Magic Kit With A Top Hat Prop Magic kits like this 65-piece bonanza of prestidigitation are a great way to entertain children of all ages, as well as a clever way to help them learn new skills and gain confidence in giving...- $ 24.95
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Handimonster Cyclops Finger Puppet
Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...- $ 14.95
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Hatch and Grow Yeti - Just Add Water
Yeti As She Grows Are you ready for this yeti? Throw some water on this tiny Hatch and Grow Yeti and watch the iceberg erupt to reveal your new abominably adorable pal! Once it's dry, you can put this fun-sized cryptid on your desk...- $ 9.95
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Child's Beginner Magic Trick Kit w/ Levitating Wand
The Perfect Beginners Magic Trick Kit Magic tricks are great for any age, and it’s true that we all have to start somewhere. If you have a child in your family who is an aspiring magician, and you want to get them started on...- $ 14.95
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Sleepyville Critters Pumpkin Two Faced Jack O Lantern Crossbody Bag
A Jack-O-Lantern Sleepyville Critters Hand Or Cross-Body Bag The Sleepyville Critters are increasingly popular with fans. This particular vinyl bag can be used as a cross-body or handbag. It features a Jack O Lantern on each side, which also makes it a great Halloween...- $ 49.95
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Glow in the Dark Alien Finger Hand
Use Them To Point Us To Your Leader Archie McPhee's Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Finger Hands are a great change of pace from your regular human Finger Hands. We all agree that whether they come in peace or to destroy our planet, aliens have great hands. It’s...- $ 4.95
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Star Wars Playing Cards
I Find Your Lack Of Games Disturbing If the Rebel Alliance and the Empire could agree on anything, it would be these officially licensed Star Wars Playing Cards! A must-have collector's item for diehard Star Wars fans, each deck features 54 cards (a standard...- $ 9.95
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Harry Potter Playing Cards Slytherin
Compete For The Triwizard Cup If your strengths don't lie in Quidditch, level the playing field with these officially licensed Harry Potter Playing Cards! In addition to being a unique collector's item that fans are sure to covet, each pack features 54 playing cards themed...- $ 9.95
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Popsicle Beach Blanket
A Tasty Freeze By The Salty Seas When you’re the coolest, everyone wants to be around you—especially when it gets hot n’ humid. That’s why this gigantic Popsicle Beach Blanket makes your spot on the beach the most, well, pop-ular. A Beach Towel You'll Melt For It’s...- $ 29.95
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Blinking Traffic Light Lamp
A Tall Desktop Stop Light Stoplights are so common in the modern world that they are iconic in our cultural consciousness. This also means that they can be repurposed in a variety of ways as a simple decoration or a functional way to control...- $ 59.95
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Penn & Teller Fool Everyone Magic Kit - Over 200 Ways To Trick Your Friends
A Licensed Penn & Teller Kit For All Skill Levels Penn and Teller are two of the most accomplished magicians in the world. They're notorious for their unique blend of comedy, magic, and mentalism in acts featured in Las Vegas and the rest of the world... but...- $ 49.95
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Groot Flower Pot Heart
I... Am Cute If the end of Guardians Of the Galaxy had you longing for your own little Groot, this lovable Groot Flower Pot is sure to win you over! These high-quality resin planters are perfect for succulents and other small plants that look right at home on the beloved...- $ 34.95
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Zombie Flower Pot
Bring Your Plants To After-Life Your plant parent tendencies and your horror movie obsession, together at last! The Zombie Flower Pot is a high quality, heavy-duty outdoor resin planter modeled after the famous Frankenstein monster. A Flower Pot For The Modern Prometheus Measuring at...- $ 49.95
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Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack
That's One Big Pile Of... Give your bathroom some prehistoric flair with this Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack! If you're still gift hunting for your favorite paleontologist, or a dinosaur obsessed cousin, the Dinosaur Toilet Paper Rack will help you find a way! You're In Good Hands With...- $ 69.95
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Finger Tentacle
Transform Your Fingers Into Wiggly, Wriggly Tentacles What kind of person wears Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought of slowly transforming into a...- $ 2.95
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Hand Slimitizer Fake Sanitizer Slime Prank
Kills With 99.9% Of Audience If your friends are constantly mooching your sanitizer despite suggestions to get their own, give them a taste of their own slippery medicine with Hand Slimitizer! This incognito slime looks just like your standard miniature hand sanitizer, but will slip...- $ 9.95
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Taco Shaped Playing Cards
Cute Taco Shaped Deck of Cards to Play Your Favorite Card Games - Gift for Birthdays, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant, and Holidays Gifts. Can we taco ‘bout how great these cards are? Guaranteed not to spill their filling, they fit well in one hand.- $ 11.95
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Green Alien Head Backpack
A Vivid Alien Head Backpack The classic “Grays” of Area 51 fame have gone from being just an urban myth to being a cultural icon that is recognizable the world over. So, it makes sense that someone would repurpose this iconic image in graphics...- $ 49.95
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Alien Car Stickers
No matter how far you’ve traveled, this set of Alien Family Car Stickers shows everyone that you and yours come in peace.- $ 12.95
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Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos
Make your body your canvas and experience the joy of art with these Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos.- $ 9.95
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Hamburger Shaped Playing Cards
Cute Hamburger Shaped Deck of Cards to Play Your Favorite Card Games - Gift for Birthdays, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant, and Holidays Gifts. Take a bite out of your next card game with these burger-shaped playing cards. No napkins needed!- $ 11.95
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Rubber Band Shotgun - Terminator M870
I Came Here To Shoot Bands And Chew Gum Rokr shot it out of the park with this Rubber Band Shotgun! The Terminator M870 shotgun comes with 100 rubber bands. Easy to assemble, and a lot of fun to play with. Can you pick...- $ 44.95
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Stress Werewolf
When The Moon Is Full, You'll Smell Strawberries There are a lot of drawbacks to being a werewolf, but the beastly transformation does release a lot of anxiety every full moon. Of course, even though Archie McPhee's Stress Werewolf's animal side is on full display,...- $ 14.95
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Ketchup Candy
It's Not That Weird, Tomatoes Are Technically Fruit America’s favorite condiment in candy form! You love spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but we think the flavor of Archie McPhee's Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. Could...- $ 9.95
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Grow a Bigfoot - Just Add Water
From Bigfoot To Biggerfoot Bigfoot may be an elusive creature, but a little water might tempt it to come on out of his stump! This Grow a Bigfoot toy starts as a stump that cracks open with water to reveal everyone's favorite cryptid! Once...- $ 14.95
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Poop Toss Game
Dung Has Never Been So Much Fun At last, the primal urge to hurl feces at your friends can be exercised shamelessly with the Poop Toss Game! This poop-themed party game set includes 3 plush poop coils, as well as 2 soft headpieces lined with velcro strips to...- $ 26.95
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Pug Animal Umbrella
Raining Cats and Dogs? Don't have a cow, or a cat, or any any other creature for that matter- have an adorable Pug Animal Umbrella instead! This high-quality umbrella is made from durable 190T waterproof fabric and a reinforced steel frame, making it the perfect canine...- $ 34.95
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Doctor Who TARDIS Police Box 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey The TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and space. The interior of a...- $ 19.95
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...- $ 14.95
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Ramen Instant Noodle Soup Crossbody Bag
A Bag You Can Live Off Of Ramen noodles are cheap, flavorful and serve as their own blank canvas for a lot of culinary creations. College students across the world survive off of them and there are some people who straight up live off...- $ 35.95
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Octopus Tentacle Pen
Scribe Like A Cephalopod It may not be capable of grasping or squirting your enemies, but you're sure to get plenty of ink out of this Octopus Tentacle Pen! This realistic polyresin pen is sure to make note taking and pencil pushing a more...- $ 9.95
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Tentacle Mustache
What Do You Get When You Cross A Gentleman With A Squid? Archie McPhee's Tentacle Mustache combines our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to the most disturbing and compelling upper lip accessory the world has ever seen. Your Face Is Gonna Look...- $ 6.95
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8" Red Plasma Ball w/ Touch & Sound Reaction
An 8-Inch Plasma Ball For Lights & Entertainment This 8-inch plasma ball is energetically lit with scintillating colors of blue, magenta, and yellow that transitions toward white when touched. The plasma ball itself is easy to set up, and light weight. The base has...- $ 69.95
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Emotional Support Screaming Chicken
The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...- $ 19.95
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Emily The Strange Cat Palette Mystery
Beauty For Bad Kittens Colorful creatures of the night, you'll be feline yourself in the audacious shades of these Emily The Strange Cat Palettes! These officially licensed eyeshadow palettes are inspired by Emily's beloved black cats, each one featuring six corresponding shades with intense color payoff. So, which kitty do...- From $ 10.00
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Star Wars R2-D2 & C-3PO 3D Laser Cut Model Kit Gift Set
Curse My Metal Body! R2-D2, a skilled starship mechanic and fighter pilot's assistant, and C-3PO, a droid built and programmed for etiquette and protocol by the heroic Jedi Anakin Skywalker, formed an unlikely but enduring friendship through some of the galaxy’s most defining moments...- $ 39.95
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Magic Light Up Mini Crystal Ball w/ Music & Mini Book
Find Your Fortune Your future looks bright and shiny in this Magic Light Up Mini Crystal Ball w/ Music & Mini Book! Or wait, maybe it's just the glass. This mini crystal ball features motion activated light and sound effects - just wave your hand,...- $ 12.95
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Star Wars R2-D2 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
[Beeps Provocatively] This premium series R2-D2 is an amazingly detailed etched model that is fun and satisfying to assemble. R2-D2 is a robot character in the Star Wars universe and friend to C-3PO. This astromech droid is a major character in all the Star...- $ 29.95
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Peeking Alien Canvas Messenger Bag
Peek A Boo! Your everyday essentials will be as well guarded as Area 51 itself with this Peeking Alien Canvas Messenger Bag! This handy black canvas bag is decorated with colorful alien-themed patches, including a holographic little green man- whose sworn duty is to protect your belongings...- $ 48.95
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